Shade Shenanagins
Listen, I'm telling you. My child is a comedian. I say this not only because I'm partial to him, but seriously. He is. He really does say the darndest things.
Shade bumped his head at my mom's the other day while she was watching him and he was crying so she walked around holding him. He was pretty much just milking it by the time that they walked by a bowl of apples, he whined, " I want an apple". She said, "Do you want it peeled?" He whines "heh heh heh yesss" Then he said, "Did you hear that pitiful little cry?" //// Really, Shade?? LOL
Shade was being mean, and I told him something about "well, that's the rules!" and he said... " I don't want the ruurrrrrs!" and we all died.
Shade asks about people's names a lot. Mom told him their names, he laughed and then when she said Popaw's name he said "haha Doug, Doug, Doug."
Shade randomly runs up to me from playing trains and yells .. "I needs a bain-dain (band-aid)! I needs a bi-vin (vitamin)!" ... okay obviously he needs medical assistance
Mom and Shade are playing and then enters Ludwig, Mom said "Ludie you're a nut!" and Shade says "No he is not a nut Granny, He is a crazy nut!" lol. She said ... "28 months old and already correcting me....hmm"
Randomly sitting on the couch... "there's a dog on my butt."
Shade's version of Ole Suzannah is "Ole Canzoona don't you cry for me", silly boy! This somehow morphed into "Oh CanTuna" at some point.
Shadey was driving around in his little car, and I thought I heard him saying "I'm going to the library" so I asked him if he was going to the library, and he says "No, I'm not going to the library, I'm just going to Wal-Mart." he drives a little further across the garage and says "I made it to the Wal-Mart! Now I'm going the other way! I'm going to Hazard!"
Shade sings "folsom prison blues", "whats the fox say" and many others...
Shade said " I nebber seen a purple train afore not ever" then he proceede thru several colors. Guess what he found at Walmart...... a purple train, lol
Shade was raking in the dirt, laid down the rake looked at my Mom, and said: " Shew, I am dizzy. "
So mom and dad had to take Ludwig to the Vet and Shade asked the Receptionist "Can I have surgery?" he left the Vets office with a super cool, noisy Monster Truck. Blame it on Popaw.
Shade was in the back seat and he starts singing "Window down....cruuuuuise"
Mom asked Ludwig if he has a sore foot and he holds his foot up and she tells him he is a good puppy(Dad's trick he taught the dog). Shade sticks his foot out and says " the Bebe has a dinosaur foot too, Granny."
"I'm a little Pee Tot short and stout"
Had some letter stickers for my crafts, Shade is a sticker freak and he kept saying mo stickers Ganny.While we were peeling some off he looked at me and said "B C stickers Ganny" . It took me a second....A B C stickers. His little mind never ceases to amaze me, and convince me what a miraculous creation from GOD that babies are!
I know its been a week or two since Shade first said this, but he just looked at me and said "Push Nanny!" lol
Shade with both hands in a plate of spinach and mashed potatoes, and he said
"mmmm simmich" this baby cracks me up!
Shade bumped his head at my mom's the other day while she was watching him and he was crying so she walked around holding him. He was pretty much just milking it by the time that they walked by a bowl of apples, he whined, " I want an apple". She said, "Do you want it peeled?" He whines "heh heh heh yesss" Then he said, "Did you hear that pitiful little cry?" //// Really, Shade?? LOL
Shade was being mean, and I told him something about "well, that's the rules!" and he said... " I don't want the ruurrrrrs!" and we all died.
Shade asks about people's names a lot. Mom told him their names, he laughed and then when she said Popaw's name he said "haha Doug, Doug, Doug."
Shade randomly runs up to me from playing trains and yells .. "I needs a bain-dain (band-aid)! I needs a bi-vin (vitamin)!" ... okay obviously he needs medical assistance
Mom and Shade are playing and then enters Ludwig, Mom said "Ludie you're a nut!" and Shade says "No he is not a nut Granny, He is a crazy nut!" lol. She said ... "28 months old and already correcting me....hmm"
Randomly sitting on the couch... "there's a dog on my butt."
Shade's version of Ole Suzannah is "Ole Canzoona don't you cry for me", silly boy! This somehow morphed into "Oh CanTuna" at some point.
Shadey was driving around in his little car, and I thought I heard him saying "I'm going to the library" so I asked him if he was going to the library, and he says "No, I'm not going to the library, I'm just going to Wal-Mart." he drives a little further across the garage and says "I made it to the Wal-Mart! Now I'm going the other way! I'm going to Hazard!"
Shade sings "folsom prison blues", "whats the fox say" and many others...
Shade said " I nebber seen a purple train afore not ever" then he proceede thru several colors. Guess what he found at Walmart...... a purple train, lol
Shade was raking in the dirt, laid down the rake looked at my Mom, and said: " Shew, I am dizzy. "
So mom and dad had to take Ludwig to the Vet and Shade asked the Receptionist "Can I have surgery?" he left the Vets office with a super cool, noisy Monster Truck. Blame it on Popaw.
Shade was in the back seat and he starts singing "Window down....cruuuuuise"
Mom asked Ludwig if he has a sore foot and he holds his foot up and she tells him he is a good puppy(Dad's trick he taught the dog). Shade sticks his foot out and says " the Bebe has a dinosaur foot too, Granny."
"I'm a little Pee Tot short and stout"
Trying to get Shade to tell a story about the thunder storm at Granny's house: Shhh and listen for the funder, and then the sunshine .....So I said and what else Shade , he replied ELSE. How very blessed I feel to be a Granny
Shade is saying Big fat Owl, Mama chicken, baby chicken.
All evening Shade has ran up to me with this, and with a very serious expression, yells "RABBIT STICK!"
I know its been a week or two since Shade first said this, but he just looked at me and said "Push Nanny!" lol
Shade with both hands in a plate of spinach and mashed potatoes, and he said
"mmmm simmich" this baby cracks me up!
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